would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I came so hard my ears popped.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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