OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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