you guys were way drunker than both of me
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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