Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
there is glitter all over my balls
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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