i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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