Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I have already put on my inside pants.
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His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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