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(248): View more from Michigan

Update, blind date is cute and fun.

(248): View more from Michigan

Scratch that, blind date just threw up.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal

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(727): View more from Florida

Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.

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(707): View more from California

i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.

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(815): View more from Illinois

So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.

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(563): View more from Iowa

dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes

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