I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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