He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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