Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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