Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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