just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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