Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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