I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I did not marry a roomba.
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