I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Randomize
