i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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