READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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