So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm always down for nudity.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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