never play flip cup with pint glasses
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I know her cup size but not her name....
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