Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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