she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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