They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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