She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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