Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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