this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So vagazzling was a success
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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