Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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