Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here

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(615): View more from Tennessee

In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You almost set me on fire last night.

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You probably deserved it.

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(713): View more from Texas

She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.

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(315): View more from New York

Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?

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