its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We have started to decorate penises.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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