Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.