party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father