singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?