I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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