am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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