i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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