My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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