The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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