I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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