i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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