No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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