): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My dick has a subreddit
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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