I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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