what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
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I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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