i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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