id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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