I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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