i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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