You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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