She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
