is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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