Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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