Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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