You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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