i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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