What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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