White coat. Heels.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Just puked most of my soul out..
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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