You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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