So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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