If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
